analvelocity:

jacobtheloofah:

yahenni:

dikubutto:

standard-dingo:

the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line

Scouts “grass grows, birds fly and brother. I hurt people” was pretty sensational

I think the top contender for me is

“Some people thing they can outsmart me. Maybe… maybe…

I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”

The sniper has a favorite of mine:

“As long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.”

Overwatch wishes it had writing a fraction as good as TF2